I AM DELIGHTED BY THIS VISUAL CONFIRMATION THAT JOAQUIN PHOENIX TOTALLY THOUGHT THE JAMES CAMERON JOKE WAS FUNNY. DELIGHTED, I TELL YOU.
Mostly I would just love to sit down in a coffee shop with this man for a couple of hours and have a nice long chat. I am UTTERLY FASCINATED by what must be going on inside that strange, glorious mind of his.
I would really like to make a movie with he and Fassbender playing Daniel Day-Lewis’ sons. That is literally the entire idea; I have no idea what would actually happen. But HOW GREAT WOULD THAT BE?! They kind of all look enough like each other that we could all suspend our disbelief, right? RIGHT?!