I can’t think of anything to quote from this that 1) isn’t a spoiler and 2) makes sense out of context. I’m afraid to use any of the pictures, even (there are pictures).

If you have seen this movie, you have NO EXCUSE for not reading this. It filled me with an unholy glee. I say this as somebody who really liked the movie, but I think it would also be extremely entertaining for those of you who… did not.